孩子，长大了

孩子，长大了！

一瞬间样子成熟了，行为稳重了，体形也变了。用手摸摸你头顶上那乌黑的头发，心里面多了好多好多的欣慰，多了好多好多的快乐和满足。看你撒娇的那副摸样，嘴角也很自然很轻松的笑了起来，感觉眼前的一切非常的可爱。

孩子，你真的长大了！

Malaysia~~

"orang-orang" =/= "ramai orang"

Memartarbatkan Bahasa Melayu mula diwar-warkan dalam masyarakat Malaysia sejak kerajaan membuat keputusan untuk memansuhkan PPSMI. Lapisan masyarakat mula memberikan perhatian dalam usaha menjadikan Bahasa Melayu sebagai bahasa ilmu. Meskipun usaha-usaha ini nampak bersemangat dan patriotik, adalah usaha-usaha dan wang ringgit yang ditaburkan ini berbaloi?

Saya memetik situasi yang paling mudah difahami. Dalam kamus Bahasa Melayu, "orang" bermaksud seorang manusia dan "orang-orang" pula membawa maksud bahan-bahan yang diikat/ dihias seperti manusia untuk menakut-nakutkan burung-burung di sawah. Tidak diterangkan bahawa "orang-orang" membawa maksud ramai orang ataupun lebih daripada seorang manusia. Konsep ini memang difahami murid-murid tahun 4 dan ke atas di sekolah-sekolah rendah di Malaysia. Malah, soalan ini sering keluar dalam soalan-soalan UPSR untuk menguji murid-murid dalam penguasaan kata ganda.

Namun perkara yang amat membingungkan saya, konsep semudah tahap tahun 4 tidak difahami pula oleh golongan profesional. Izinkan saya membuat pembetulan, mereka bukannya tidak faham tetapi tidak mempraktikkan konsep yang tepat. Saya mengesan kesalahan ini semasa saya menghadiri kursus di kolej. 3 orang pensyarah Pengajian Melayu didapati menggunakan "orang-orang" untuk maksud lebih daripada satu orang. Bukan sahaja pensyarah, malahan dalam berita TV1 dan ucapan ahli-ahli politik, saya juga dapat mengesan kesalahan yang sama. Sememangnya saya sensitif terhadap kesalahan sebegini disebabkan keperluan tugas saya. Terdapat beberapa orang yang dikenali sebagai "sasterawan" juga dikesan dalam cerpen/novel tulisan mereka. Saya diberitahu bahawa mereka tidak terikat dengan peraturan ini atas nama kepuitisan dan gaya bahasa yang berbeza.

Golongan profesional ini adalah barisan hadapan dalam memartarbatkan Bahasa Melayu tetapi melakukan kesalahan semudah itu? Adakah ini memartabat atau memperlekehkan Bahasa Melayu? Renungkanlah...

Jerks who stick his finger into others nose

Today I'm a little pissed off with some jerks who stick his finger into other people's nose, mind other's business and real irritating.

Before i bought my car, teachers from other school start talking shit about me winning jackpot and bought a car. Yes, i bought a car but i didn't win any jackpot. Even if i win a jackpot, how does it related to you and in what business do you care about i win a jackpot or buy a car or not. This is the time i started to hate this kind of jerks. I don't know he is a "he" a "she" or "they", but for sure these people are bastards who backbite other people and spoils people's name. Kepochi, i call them.

Ok, i heard another one today from those kepochi again. Damn it, I don't know how to teach BM until result dropped. Yes, result dropped. But hey, my school result drop what is the business with you? You don't have your children here or anything else to do here. What is the purpose you start spreading things outside which are none of your business? OK, since you said I don't know how to teach and sure you are so excellent in it so why not you come over and show it to me? I don't need to explain to anyone apart from my superior and i already did that. They accepted and they understand. I never thought that someone start acting like my superior and spreading comments about me outside. I don't mind you want to argue in front of me but backbiting me, you're a jerk!

This is the type i truly hate that they attend church each week and talk about God whole day and at the end of the day backbiting people at the back.

I'm glad i had friends who trust me and pinpoint me whenever they think they should. For those backbiters, you'll bite your own tongue someday. If you need my help giving your little tongue first aid and send you to hospital, i will gladly assist you.

Ambulans di Malaysia

Adakah anda sedar bahawa terdapat banyak agensi yang menyediakan perkhidmatan ambulans di Malaysia? Sebahagiannya anda memang tahu, sebahagian lagi akan mengejutkan anda kerana mungkin anda langsung tidak pernah dengar bahawa agensi sekian-sekian memberikan perkhidmatan ambulans.

Antara agensi yang menyediakan perkhidmatan ambulans:
1. Hospital / Klinik Kesihatan kerajaan
2. St John Ambulance Malaysia
3. Bulan Sabit Merah Malaysia
4. Tentera Darat - Kor Kesihatan Diraja Malaysia
5. Pertahanan Awam Malaysia
6. Dewan Bandaraya Kuala Lumpur
7. Universiti-universiti
8. Hospital Swasta
9. Syarikat Perkhidmatan Ambulans (Swasta)
10. Bomba & Penyelamat Malaysia
11. Polis Diraja Malaysia
12. Pusat Perubatan Kampung
13. Kolej Perubatan Swasta

Malaysia Boleh! haha...

孩子，你叫我怎么爱你？

亲爱的孩子们，

我好想好想付出我全部的爱，给你！
但是，你叫我怎么把爱传给你？

一年前我劝你们要保持干净，
半年前我告诉你们要每天洗澡换洗衣服，
三个月前我一步步教你打理自己的整洁，
昨天，我还嗅到一年前我进班嗅到同样的臭味，
我的“爱”没传达到你那里吗？

一年前我鼓励你们努力读书，
半年前我希望你们能把功课做好，
三个月前我还在等着你们的功课，
昨天，我发现你说没带的簿子藏在黑板后面，
我的“爱”没传达到你那里吗？

上个星期我用解释法教你们menjerang air,
这个星期我又解释举例说明演示展示图片menjerang air，
前天我在课堂让你们温习同样的字词，
昨天，我发现这题考题没有一个同学做得对，
我的“爱”没传达到你那里吗？

我好想好想付出我全部的爱，给你！
但是，我爱你们爱得好痛苦好心疼。

传不到给你们的爱，让我被官员骂了，
传不到给你们的爱，我被良心谴责了，
传不到给你们的爱，我被父母责怪了，
传不到给你们的爱，我被自己压倒了，
传不到给你们的爱，我迷失了自信心，
传不到给你们的爱，我哭了~

其实我的爱只有那么简单： 让我爱你吧！
爱是双向的，需要两只手掌，就如需要一双翅膀才能飞翔。

就这么简单： 让我爱你，好吗？

MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!

You won't able to imagine how BOLEH can Malaysia be.

Park your shoes here...

Even toilet shows how to do your big job. That's called education culture.

Reduce wastage

Creative huh~

and so creative that they locate electric poles and sub station right in front of the entrances!

Human brain is always better than machines. So they abandon the use of CCTV

Rubbish bin are not for rubbish.

This shows how skillful Malaysian driver can be.

A kiddy pool for cars

Police's lancer evo are expensive, so need to park into 2 parking lots.

these pictures no need to explain. See for yourself

I like this one. This is a proof as strong as steel!
Our beloved Deputy PM on a motorcycle, WITHOUT a helmet!
Kedaulatan undang-undang?

think about this

1. Malaysia government borrow money from World Bank to pay government servants salaries, so how the hell are they going to pay the debts?

2. Malaysian are so desperate for funding so they wan to impose consumer tax, legalize football betting, and even pay toll for entering KL town. Imagine you are charged additional 5% for each item u buy, lower income and middle income group of people will suffer the most!

3. The also started so whole lots of amanah saham funds. Publicly they say they give chance to people to invest for better future, but i doubt what is the purpose they wan to use the capital for...

4. Government are so poor that they even cut down expenses on educations.

5. Why our empty-second hand- no weapon-unable to dive- submarines cost much expensive than a brand new submarine bought by other countries?

6. Why the helicopter they buy can cost double the price other country buy?

7. Why government sector purchase everything much expensive than market price, which includes basic items like pencil or paper?

8. Each flight a minister took from east to west Malaysia, it cost 1 family's income tax per year. This doesn't include helicopter ride, buffet, candle light dinner, petrol, police escorts, money to give out, accommodation and blah blah blah.

9. Why not convert PLKN to school based projects? It can save up to hundred and thousand billions of ringgit Malaysia. PLKN doesn't serve much purpose also, beside instill love to the country. I believe an empty stomach is much important than PLKN.

10. Why Sarawak contributed 95% of resources income to federal and Malaysia government still seems so poor?

11. Why Sarawak is the richest state but is the poorest state in the same time?

12. ..........


Hey stupid! Stop asking why! Can't you see everything was tangled up? There is no way they could clean all the mess! Just get away and leave it. Don't you understand why people are rushing to fill migrating forms?

my bank account been crack

Son of a bitch, is what i called this person who did this to me. I realize my CIMB clicks account being accessed by someone with the name of IONUT MIHAI who try to request a TAC number to transfer RM3000 to his account through western union. I immediately call the service center and lodge a report. This is serious... so i permanently close the account.

What a son of a bitch!

不当教师的理由

NO.1　教师寿短
人的平均寿命是72岁，但教师的平均寿命却只有59.3岁，35岁以上的教师仅有8%的教师身体各项指标正常！颈椎病、肠胃病、头痛病、眼病、妇科病、心血三高、心理疾病成为教师的多发职业病。并且50%的教师有心理障碍，教师的健康超出常人的3倍多！教师的寿命太短了，来生不愿意的做教师的这个第一个理由就是不愿意找死！教师实在是天下最折寿的事业。

NO.2　教师太累
做了教师才知道做教师的厉害了，特别是当班主任时，要起的比鸡还早，睡的比狗还晚，干的比牛还累。早操要跟、午休要查、晚休要查；平时除了一天两节课外还要备课、批改作业、批阅试卷；找学生谈话、调查学生的生活、学习、心理情况，排除学生之间的纠纷；准备活动等等，有时累的话都不想说，饭都不想吃，腰酸腿疼、头晕眼花，动都不想动。偶尔一回两回那是活的充实，但天天这样就真的不想做教师了，身体透支让教师的生命打折！

NO.3　教师太苦
老师的苦和累，有多少人知道呢？但教师心里的苦比身体的累更让人难以承受。因为是教师，就必须为人师表，身正是范，不可能象其他人一样想哭就哭，不可能象其他人一样想骂就骂，你更不能在学生面前发牢骚，因为教师的一 言一行都潜移默化地影响着学生。无论你心中有多少凄楚和痛苦，但任何时候都要以从容的微笑面对学生。无论你的生活有多少暴风骤雨，你都要给学生以风和日丽的灿烂晴空。只要你还能站着，就要挺直腰板地过完每天早上七点至下午一点，只要你还能张开嘴，就要让最后一排的学生听见你的谆谆教导，否则你就不配人类灵魂的工程师！ 教师啊，你苦的虚伪、苦的无奈！

NO.4　教师太穷
在物质上，教师一向是贫寒的表率，而且必须是两袖清风方才称得 上是师德典范。选择了教师是为教育事业贡献自己的一份微薄之力，是为中华民族的腾飞而拼搏，但选择教师的初衷不是选择贫穷。但选择了教师你就不可能 开着宝马车横冲直撞，你就不可能开着林肯车“肆意撞人”，选择了教师的你，一是没有时间，二是没有钱。他们默默无闻地支撑起义务教育的天空，到底有多苦、有多穷、有多累，只有他们心里清楚。也许有人会说，与下岗职工、乞丐比较，你们教师舒坦多了，君不知， 此话差矣！人往高处走，水往低处流，人生的最高境界是超越！不断地超越！

NO.5　教师太难
做教师太难了，教师也是普通人，虽然常说教师的职业是太阳底下 最光辉的事业，但这只能是指整个群体，作为个体的教师有几个在太阳底下熠熠生辉？但教师的确太难，往往无力面对社会的谴责、学生家长的责骂、学校的压力、 家人的埋怨。只有尽职尽责、诚惶诚恐地在自己的工作岗位上默默耕耘着，但有时又有心无力。晋级难、调动难、工作难、住房难、求人难、就是找对象也难！

NO.6　教师太忙
教师实在是太忙了，在别人看来可能是活的充实，但教师宁愿换一种充实的活法。教师到底有多忙？在这里引用一个网友的话：“做了十年的教师,从教幼儿到大学生,最不能忘却的是当初中班主任,想起来都后怕:没日没夜的陪 学生学习,经常会晚上十点钟后有家长找来说孩子没回家,正吃饭时孩子在外面闯祸了,要去处理,有时是自己刚下课坐下,教室里出了乱子,又得起身,连水也顾 不上喝一口.中午时间又去留那些没交作业的孩子.更有甚者,孩子家长出了问题,自己连婚都没结,还去家里协调,做工作!有时实 在忍无可忍打了学生,麻烦就更大了,有家长甚至故意在你面前耍泼打孩子,其实我知道他们是想打我……”

NO.7　教师可悲
教师作为一种人，时刻承受着生活的荆棘！在生存的夹缝中艰 难地爬行着。社会要求他们在精神上要是一个完人――时时刻刻要警惕自己为人师表的形象，万万不可放松对自己的自我约束，由此可知教师的生存状态是极为可悲 的。教师既要对学生负责，还要以笑脸面对学生家长，既要向校长负责，还要回家面对家人的牢骚和埋怨。教师在里外 不是人的境遇中步履维艰着，教师真的是可悲的！

NO.8　教师无奈
家长对教师的种种要求让教师无奈：在家长看来，自学生入校那天 起，教师就要承担起学生的成长、教育、思想、状态甚至安全等等。当然教师能做到的就从来没拒绝过，并也一直兢兢业业地工作着。但细想一下，教师被玩了！要 知道教师不是保姆，不是家长，他只是传道、授业、解惑者！家长在暗渡陈沧、偷换概念，无形之中逃避了自己的责任与义务，转嫁了自己的困难与烦恼，只是不知 这是不是构成了对教师人权的侵犯？

NO.9　教师寒酸
教师太寒酸了，教师在紧张的 工作中常常和名牌擦肩而过。
教师，一是没钱，二是假期时间都是旅游旺季，就算要出门旅游都得花上好大的开销啊~
所以，教师能不寒酸吗？

综合上述理由，我自认没那么伟大，当个如此付出种种的神圣教师。
如果还有选择，你们还要当教师吗？

Diselamatkan

Tubuhku masih menggigil meskipun dilitupi selimut tebal. Badanku terasa lesu sekali tetapi semangatku masih kuat. Itulah sebabnya aku masih bertahan sehingga sekarang. Pengalaman dua hari ini memang akan menemani memori aku buat seumur hidup.

Seorang anggota Pertahanan Awam menghulurkan sebotol air mineral kepada aku. Aku tidak mampu senyum atau berterima kasih, hanya sempat menghulurkan tangan untuk menyambut pemberian itu.

Kelipan lampu kenderaan-kenderaan Polis dan Bomba semakin menghilang jauh ke hadapan. Aku dibawa duduk ke dalam ambulans Bulan Sabit Merah lalu pintu belakang ambulans ditutup. Terasa tiupan penghawa dingin menusuk ke dalam tulang-tulang badan, begitu sejuk sekali! Sekali-sekala aku memandang keluar, ternampak dedaun dan pepohon yang memberikan pengalaman buruk selama dua hari ini. Tersesat dalam hutan bukan main keperitannya!

Menyesal juga apabila diimbas kembali keinginan untuk mencari lokasi air terjun yang dikatakan begitu indah dan menyeronokkan. Memang tersalah langkah untuk menolak tawaran baik tuai rumah yang mencadangkan anak muda di rumah panjangnya membuka jalan untuk aku tiba di air terjun itu. Ingatkan kemahiran membaca peta dan menggunakan alatan-alatan menggembara sudah lebih mencukupi untuk menjejak lokasi air terjun, terbukti keegoan ini membawa padah kepada sendiri.

Pada malam pertama aku sesat dalam hutan, segalanya masih dalam kawalan kerana makanan dan minuman masih mencukupi. Bertilamkan tanah, berselimut dengan langit, dan haba daripada unggun api yang dihidupkan, malam pertama masih aman bahagia. Namun aku hampir putus semangat pada pagi keesokan apabila bangun daripada tidur. Barangan yang terdapat dalam beg bertaburan di atas lantai. Makanan-makanan seperti roti dan coklat sudah hilang manakala banyak benda-benda lain hilang. Memang sah ini kerja-kerja kumpulan si beruk yang sedang memandang aku dengan penuh rasa gembira dan puas hati, seperti sudah membalas dendam kesumat yang terbenam berdekad lamanya.

Aku tidak lagi seperti malam pertama. Perutku berkeroncang, tekakku dahaga dan tubuhku sejuk. Aku tidak dapat melelapkan mata, takut akan diikat dan diculik oleh beruk-beruk, takut dibaham harimau, takut ular sawa membelitku semasa tidur. Begitu sengsaranya terpaksa berjaga untuk menjaga keselamatan diri. Di hadapan mata semuanya gelap gelita. Sekali-kali terdengar bunyi-bunyi serangga dan bintang yang menyeramkan. Malam kedua terasa begitu lama. Detikkan jam tangan dapat dirasa seperti berjalan dengan lebih lambat daripada biasa.

Aku ditemui terlelap di bawah pokok oleh kumpulan penjejak yang terdiri daripada anggota Pertahanan Awam, Bomba, dan beberapa penduduk tempatan pada waktu subuh.

Atendan ambulans memasang intravenous solution pada tangan aku. Disalurkan cecair dalam paket dengan tulisan NSD5 ke dalam badan aku. Selama ini memang tugas aku memasang IV untuk orang lain tetapi nampaknya kali ini peranan ini sudah bertukar kepada orang lain manakala aku terpaksa berbaring di atas strether.

Sekarang aku berasa bersyukur. Aku melelapkan mata. Kali ini, aku tidur dengan lelap. Tidak perlu risaukan beruk, harimau atau ular. Atendan memberitahu aku, "engkau senyum tersengih-sengih semasa engkau tidur tadi".

Voluntary Blood Donation - is rotten!

I'm not sure about other places, but I'm real certain that in Sibu, Voluntary Blood Donation nowadays are like selling blood! Why? Rice, exchange blood for rice! It's barter system.

I have no problems with giving a token of appreciation to people who helped by donating blood. It is a noble deed and should be praised for the effort. But somehow this culture of "voluntary" blood donation is rotten. Hundred packets of rice are placed at the donating location. This culture had been for a round two years now and I'm not so please with it. Ever wonder to try organize it one day without giving out rice? Then you will start wondering where did hundred's of active donors gone to. I'm not saying that all donors are like that, but somehow this is not the best way to appreciate them because it only raise bad culture. If suddenly dengue strikes and there is not enough rice to spare and bloods are needed everywhere then what do you do?

I had been a donor for the past few years and i am still donating. But i avoid donating st such events that give out rice. I can't support an activity that will encourage bad culture. I find myself donating at hospital is rather peaceful.

Keep the word "voluntary" alive... It's important!

《白蚂蚁》观后言

今天看了《白蚂蚁》这部本土制作片。剧情，演技，起伏我觉得还过得去，谈不上领欧斯卡奖，但是却给了我小小的启发，让我觉得这部片子并没有白看。

很多学校并没有注意到安全的问题，就如戏里头的学校在白蚂蚁侵蚀的非常严重后才发现。在很多学校也是这样，对他们来说，没有发生的事就不是问题，也不必去担忧。近来频频发生风扇堕落割伤学生老师的事，就是因为这个“不往前看”的这个态度。很多校长说，“虽然风扇很老了，但是还很好啊！学生在课室上课都很舒服啊！”。当风扇掉下来砸到学生的头，那是才发现原来风扇不好了。那时还有救吗？头砸破了，报章上头条了，教育部兴师问罪了，菩萨大爷都没法帮你咯~

学校看到蛇出没，校长说“哦~”就了事；蜈蚣天天爬来爬去，说“学生不会去弄的啦，他们这东西看多了；铁丝网一大卷摆在走廊，“学生不会跑哪里过的”；河边残旧的厕所，“学生都没有去那里小便，那些男生都是到草丛里方便的"。

那如果有一天

蛇咬了一个小学生？学生抓蜈蚣来玩？学生偏偏就要在铁丝网边玩游戏？厕所塌了下来？

死了...受伤了...哭了...出事了

谁要负责任？要用什么来负责任？

安全管理就是要预知，估计危险的存在并把风险控制到最低。

逃避或听而不闻并不是妥当的安全管理。所以学校一定要保持在最安全的状态，让学生，家长和教员都安心，安全。

Must be cheap, a lot and tasty

A family of three children came to Pizza Hut for lunch. The children rush to the table as soon as they arrive. The parents looks as exciting as the children, but they rush to the salad counter. To their dismay, nothing was left in the counter. They look little angry and started to look left and right, shaking their hands and say "boh liao~ an jua boh liao??". It is around three or four minutes of "boh liao" before a waitress approach them and tell them to be seated so that she can take their order. She promised the couple that dishes will be serve in just a while. Then peace remain in the restaurant.

The second time i notice the couple is quite shocking. They are digging right into the salad counter which had been replenished just moments ago. Their well-trained pair of hands are helping themselves with all the fruits and vegetables. Their plates are stuffed with lots and lots of salad ingredients, looking like a small mountain of food to feed two hungry tigers and still they are taking more. The amount taken was so much that i believe I can't even finish half of it by myself. It doesn't seems that their children will eat as much as that either.

Now I understand why Sarikei and Sibu can't open large buffet franchise. The saying of "must be cheap, a lot and tasty" is right after all. It's best if its free...

怪胎

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生男孩是生女？Boy or girl?

I wish to share this piece of information that I got from a colleague of mine. The chart is about prediction of your baby's gender according to the date of pregnancy. I'm not sure about how scientific is it nor how reliable is it, but it's worth a share to everyone who might try it out and prove that is it useful or otherwise.
The vertical side is the age of wife (or wives if you happen to have a few of them) while the horizontal side is the beginning month of pregnancy. Pink boxes stands for girl and blue stands for boy. For sure this chart is not suitable for "old-mothers" and "extremely- young-mother". Sorry, out of range...

Try it out, you might find it interesting!

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刚刚学会的~

哎呀校长，不要这样压力啦...看开一点啦！
哎呀校长，随便啦，你叫我做什么就做什么咯...已经看开了！
哎呀校长，学生成绩差也没办法啦...随缘咯！
Aiya tuan, graf keputusan menurun apa boleh buat? Karma dia mah...
Aiya tuan, keputusan dia garenti naik nanti. Kalau tidak naik takdirlah...

呵呵... 不知道他们会不会被我气死

如果你看了我之前发的文章《这样算是complaint吗？》，那我可以告诉你，那篇文章属于发泄文，是文章里新的一个类别。现在就让我认真的说明状况吧。

近期政府宣布一个大马计划的种种目标，其中一项是关于教育的听说读写算。这个称为LINUS的目标是要在2010年达到 90%识字率。达标的学校将获得奖励，而不达标的校长则要送去训练三年，在不达标，扣工钱调职离职。我想要说的是这些吹冷气的人吹坏头脑了。我们是教育线里的前阵，所以我们是最了解现状的人。这种策略会杀死很多无辜的人。

就拿我当比方，我在吉隆坡工作时，我算是个好老师，我的学生成绩整体上都有进步，而我在工作的表现还算不错。现在就因为“不幸”，被派到这么一间学校而被挂上“不达标的学校老师”，你说冤枉不冤枉？我斗胆挑战把全国最好的老师送来这里吧，看看他们下场是不是会一样挂上这样的封号？

我在吉隆坡工作时深深了解到教育是教师，家长和学生三方合作的成果。如果一方不合作，教育成功的机率就大大下降。我现在所在的情况就是家长认为教育是教师的工作，而他们的工作就是把孩子送来学校。这种情况，三方合作只剩下教师自己努力了，还哪来的成果？

现实的例子吧，一年级学生上了一个月的课，数学老师还在教1-10，国语老师还在教A-F。老师各种方法都用了，唱歌表演，展示，背诵，练习，结果只有教师自己吞了一大口的怨气。我有一个四年级学生我还在教他背英文字母。超过50%的土著生，字母都不会，更别说华文了，偏偏这间是华小，差不多全部科目的成绩都当掉了。

好，讲回这个政策。奖励达标的教务员的确很好，但是要扣工钱调职离职的就太过分了。怎么说？你把达标的校长派过来吧，过一年可以离职了。哈哈，刚加给他的工资可以扣了。

我想说的是情况和我们想像的并不一样。做一个决策应该要考虑到很多事，就如我处在的文化和环境，是我们能力以外的事，我们无法改变的。我们尽我们的本分，希望能做到最好，其余的我们也身不由己，有心无力。

希望官员不要坐在冷气房做决定。出来走走吧！出来走也不是去那些有冷气的学校走啊，还有很多学校连水电，厕所都没有的。如果你做在冷气房里，你哪会知道？那些报告都是有多好写多好，有谁不是这样写的？我提议教育界各阶层每五年都要回到基层服务，做回老师打前阵。这样你们才知道真正情况是怎样，才能做出真正符合教育精神的决定。

如果官员做回老师让学生达标了，你说我还会有话说吗？来证明给我们看吧！

这个算是complaint吗？

我的学校对学生的待遇很好。这一点我不得不承认，因为我没有到过一间学校会对学生这么好。让我解释解释一下有什么这样特别的。

教师们考虑到学生饮食的营养，所以宁可不要订购那些方便的食物，而动刀动铲的为学生准备香喷喷的饭菜。有些学校也是煮给学生吃，但是他们跟家长收钱请一位厨子，我们这里一分钱也没有收，有时还出钱加菜。校长呢，对学生斯文慈祥，就像一个祖母对自己的孙子一样。校长从来不鞭打学生，因为她鼓励爱的教育。她相信爱会让世界发光。这里的学生都是郊外学生，所以都有资格申请政府给孩子的援助金，每个学生RM300。过去的记录显示，没有一户家庭是不合格的，所以每个家长都有钱拿，而且是孩子越多就拿的越多。这里的老师都没有给学生很多很多的功课。每次教师都会给很多足够的时间让学生在课堂里把功课做完。你所这里的学生幸不幸福？

在局外人的眼里，这间学校很好，是一个优良的教育学府。如果你看了我以上的文章也这么想的话，你就大错特错了！

这里的学生成绩烂到有够烂，五年级还在教二年级程度的内容。家长把孩子送来不是因为教育的品质，而是想到每年都有一笔援助金好拿，孩子在学校吃得好，家里负担少了所以才送来的。教师想和家长讨论孩子的事？等都等不到。但是分援助金的时候，天还没亮就在外头等着了。年头开学要家长交书钱买作业簿，他们简单一句“没钱”剩下就是学校的问题了。援助金呢？早就买酒买烟消失了。有一两个家长有时因为睡迟或懒惰就没把孩子送来学校，一年累计了够踢他孩子出校了，但是错不在孩子啊~！老师给学生功课回去，没有半个人会做了来学校。这一点我领教过了。我用了最好的爱心引诱和螺旋藤鞭法，全部一败涂地，全军覆没。所以总结来说，学生越吃越烂。

其实学生成绩烂还不很要紧啦，人间常情嘛。但是好戏在后头，惨剧在结尾。今年因为成绩烂到没得再烂了，进了教育厅的“封神烂榜”。省教育厅长来到学校大开杀戒了。上课第一天，官员就进到课室观察了。什么鬼记录，什么鬼白纸黑字，什么鬼教具，什么鬼“算人头”，什么鬼学生进步研究计划书，什么鬼检查，什么鬼官员观察，要死，把地府的鬼都全请出来了！有时真的是哑巴吃黄连，想解释这里环境文化的情况，却给厅长一句“学生成绩不好就是老师的错”一大巴掌打了下来，大人冤枉啊！

在包青天还没巡到这里前，全校的工作人员就只能吞吞口水，继续煮饭菜。墙上成绩分析表，一天一天看着他们的肚子越来越圆，老师的头越来越大，他们的头脑越来越空，创造我校股市的新低。

kepochi~

Kepochi is a name given to those busy body people...

We discuss about the cases we came upon previously in the headquarter office and we all agreed that there are lots of "kepochi" people who only knows to be busy body but not helping at all.

A friend of mine share her side of story when she come upon am accident involving an old man who fell down after been hit by a car. There are lots of people around but no body is helping him until my friend arrived on the scene. After she start helping, people started to come around and tell her she should do this and do that. That's the kepochis who only talk and not walk the way they talk. That's why we call them kepochi as their main contribution to the scene is only kaypo-ing around instead of helping on the very first moment.

I also do come upon such incidents during an accident happening in Sibu. All the people involved gather and surround the casualties and not helping. When i started to help them, they come by and say whole lots of things that make you want to puke on their face. The worst part is that they suggest and insist me to treat the patient in a way that will harm the patient.

Another "kepochi" situation that constantly becoming more and more serious is there are more and more professional reporters on the scene when anything bad happened. Those professional looking so-called "reporters" holding their camera phone snapping photos from the best angle. I bet they might want to interview the victims if they have a microphone with them, as if each of them own a newspaper company and a tv station.

Kaypoh-ing doesn't make our community better, so when anyone saw an accident, please help them and stop making comments and stupid suggestions if you are unable to help. You might as well make a good use of your high tech camera phone to make a simple call to the ambulance. This will make a difference to the community and to stay away from "kepochi" group of busy body.

A Story In a Classroom

In Sekolah Kebangsaan Penyu, two students were quarreling at the school field during recess time. Lets read what happened.

Abu:
You should not call Mr Badrul "Cikgu". Only me and my friends can call him "cikgu". You can call him anything else except "cikgu".

Ah Meng:
He had been my father's teacher, my brother's teacher and now he is teaching me BM. My father and my brother had called him "cikgu" since that time and with what reason you don't allow me to call him "Cikgu"?

Abu:
Don't talk about your father's story. It is the right of us to use the word "cikgu". You can call him "guru", "teacher", "laoshi" or whatever it is. It is disrespect toward us if you call him "cikgu". We won't allow that to happen anyhow. If you want to make it happen, step over my dead body!"


Ah Meng left the field and went to the school counsellor. The school counsellor say, "you can use "cikgu". The difference is only the language. There is no problem with it." Abu are not satisfied with the decision made by the counsellor. He gathered all his friends and had protest in the classroom.

Headmaster:
I am powerless to go against the students protesting in their own classroom.

Students: (gossiping)
Why last time Muthu protesting and get detention but this time he is powerless?

Disciplinary teacher:
I didn't give permission to any students to protest in this school. Classroom is also part of this school!

Headmaster:
I'll leave this matter to disciplinary teacher.

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That afternoon after school, all students went back. Unluckily something happened. Ah Meng's table had been vandalised and someone put a fire. Luckily the gardener saw the fire and put it off. No students were hurt.

Students: (gossiping)
Eh, Ah Meng's table get burned because of that issue. Be careful. Put all your notebooks and bags away in case anything worse might happen.

Disciplinary teacher:
I will cane anybody who spread rumours about the burning table. Now get back to class!

Students: (gossiping)
Why disiplinary teacher warn us instead of finding the culprit? We better get back to class before anything happens to us.

Abu & friends:
We condemn the person who set fire in school. But we still stand firm in our principle, Ah Meng cannot use "teacher" to address Mr Badrul.

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In Sekolah Kebangsaan Kura-kura.

John:
You heard anything about "Cikgu" issue in SK Penyu? Why such stupid problem becomes a crisis in that school?

Endau:
I don't know? We had been calling all the teachers "cikgu" and there is no problem about it.

Siti:
Hahaha. Lets just open our eyes and see what jokes we will get by the end of the day.

Three of them:
Hahahaha... haha... haha... ha....

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Now, lets Mr Badrul speaks!

Mr Badrul:
Hei, nama saya Badrul! B-A-D-R-U-L! I dont care how you call me, it doesn't matter as long as all the students listen to my advice and follow the school rules. Why fight over such stupid and tiny matter when there are still other important things to solve in school? All of you forgotten about the theft of a refrigerator in school, the students who are dead after been called to the office, the lost of 220 dollars in the school compound project?

Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!

This story is shared with the purpose of entertainment. Whatever contain which had similarities are all coincidence. This story does not relate to anyone or whosoever either dead or alive. Thank you for the time reading.