Wednesday, January 13, 2010

kepochi~

Kepochi is a name given to those busy body people...

We discuss about the cases we came upon previously in the headquarter office and we all agreed that there are lots of "kepochi" people who only knows to be busy body but not helping at all.

A friend of mine share her side of story when she come upon am accident involving an old man who fell down after been hit by a car. There are lots of people around but no body is helping him until my friend arrived on the scene. After she start helping, people started to come around and tell her she should do this and do that. That's the kepochis who only talk and not walk the way they talk. That's why we call them kepochi as their main contribution to the scene is only kaypo-ing around instead of helping on the very first moment.

I also do come upon such incidents during an accident happening in Sibu. All the people involved gather and surround the casualties and not helping. When i started to help them, they come by and say whole lots of things that make you want to puke on their face. The worst part is that they suggest and insist me to treat the patient in a way that will harm the patient.

Another "kepochi" situation that constantly becoming more and more serious is there are more and more professional reporters on the scene when anything bad happened. Those professional looking so-called "reporters" holding their camera phone snapping photos from the best angle. I bet they might want to interview the victims if they have a microphone with them, as if each of them own a newspaper company and a tv station.

Kaypoh-ing doesn't make our community better, so when anyone saw an accident, please help them and stop making comments and stupid suggestions if you are unable to help. You might as well make a good use of your high tech camera phone to make a simple call to the ambulance. This will make a difference to the community and to stay away from "kepochi" group of busy body.

Friday, January 8, 2010

A Story In a Classroom

In Sekolah Kebangsaan Penyu, two students were quarreling at the school field during recess time. Lets read what happened.

Abu:
You should not call Mr Badrul "Cikgu". Only me and my friends can call him "cikgu". You can call him anything else except "cikgu".

Ah Meng:
He had been my father's teacher, my brother's teacher and now he is teaching me BM. My father and my brother had called him "cikgu" since that time and with what reason you don't allow me to call him "Cikgu"?

Abu:
Don't talk about your father's story. It is the right of us to use the word "cikgu". You can call him "guru", "teacher", "laoshi" or whatever it is. It is disrespect toward us if you call him "cikgu". We won't allow that to happen anyhow. If you want to make it happen, step over my dead body!"


Ah Meng left the field and went to the school counsellor. The school counsellor say, "you can use "cikgu". The difference is only the language. There is no problem with it." Abu are not satisfied with the decision made by the counsellor. He gathered all his friends and had protest in the classroom.

Headmaster:
I am powerless to go against the students protesting in their own classroom.

Students: (gossiping)
Why last time Muthu protesting and get detention but this time he is powerless?

Disciplinary teacher:
I didn't give permission to any students to protest in this school. Classroom is also part of this school!

Headmaster:
I'll leave this matter to disciplinary teacher.

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That afternoon after school, all students went back. Unluckily something happened. Ah Meng's table had been vandalised and someone put a fire. Luckily the gardener saw the fire and put it off. No students were hurt.

Students: (gossiping)
Eh, Ah Meng's table get burned because of that issue. Be careful. Put all your notebooks and bags away in case anything worse might happen.

Disciplinary teacher:
I will cane anybody who spread rumours about the burning table. Now get back to class!

Students: (gossiping)
Why disiplinary teacher warn us instead of finding the culprit? We better get back to class before anything happens to us.

Abu & friends:
We condemn the person who set fire in school. But we still stand firm in our principle, Ah Meng cannot use "teacher" to address Mr Badrul.

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In Sekolah Kebangsaan Kura-kura.

John:
You heard anything about "Cikgu" issue in SK Penyu? Why such stupid problem becomes a crisis in that school?

Endau:
I don't know? We had been calling all the teachers "cikgu" and there is no problem about it.

Siti:
Hahaha. Lets just open our eyes and see what jokes we will get by the end of the day.

Three of them:
Hahahaha... haha... haha... ha....

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Now, lets Mr Badrul speaks!

Mr Badrul:
Hei, nama saya Badrul! B-A-D-R-U-L! I dont care how you call me, it doesn't matter as long as all the students listen to my advice and follow the school rules. Why fight over such stupid and tiny matter when there are still other important things to solve in school? All of you forgotten about the theft of a refrigerator in school, the students who are dead after been called to the office, the lost of 220 dollars in the school compound project?


Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!

This story is shared with the purpose of entertainment. Whatever contain which had similarities are all coincidence. This story does not relate to anyone or whosoever either dead or alive. Thank you for the time reading.