哎呀校长，不要这样压力啦...看开一点啦！
哎呀校长，随便啦，你叫我做什么就做什么咯...已经看开了！
哎呀校长，学生成绩差也没办法啦...随缘咯！
Aiya tuan, graf keputusan menurun apa boleh buat? Karma dia mah...
Aiya tuan, keputusan dia garenti naik nanti. Kalau tidak naik takdirlah...
呵呵... 不知道他们会不会被我气死
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
如果你看了我之前发的文章《这样算是complaint吗？》，那我可以告诉你，那篇文章属于发泄文，是文章里新的一个类别。现在就让我认真的说明状况吧。
近期政府宣布一个大马计划的种种目标，其中一项是关于教育的听说读写算。这个称为LINUS的目标是要在2010年达到 90%识字率。达标的学校将获得奖励，而不达标的校长则要送去训练三年，在不达标，扣工钱调职离职。我想要说的是这些吹冷气的人吹坏头脑了。我们是教育线里的前阵，所以我们是最了解现状的人。这种策略会杀死很多无辜的人。
就拿我当比方，我在吉隆坡工作时，我算是个好老师，我的学生成绩整体上都有进步，而我在工作的表现还算不错。现在就因为“不幸”，被派到这么一间学校而被挂上“不达标的学校老师”，你说冤枉不冤枉？我斗胆挑战把全国最好的老师送来这里吧，看看他们下场是不是会一样挂上这样的封号？
我在吉隆坡工作时深深了解到教育是教师，家长和学生三方合作的成果。如果一方不合作，教育成功的机率就大大下降。我现在所在的情况就是家长认为教育是教师的工作，而他们的工作就是把孩子送来学校。这种情况，三方合作只剩下教师自己努力了，还哪来的成果？
现实的例子吧，一年级学生上了一个月的课，数学老师还在教1-10，国语老师还在教A-F。老师各种方法都用了，唱歌表演，展示，背诵，练习，结果只有教师自己吞了一大口的怨气。我有一个四年级学生我还在教他背英文字母。超过50%的土著生，字母都不会，更别说华文了，偏偏这间是华小，差不多全部科目的成绩都当掉了。
好，讲回这个政策。奖励达标的教务员的确很好，但是要扣工钱调职离职的就太过分了。怎么说？你把达标的校长派过来吧，过一年可以离职了。哈哈，刚加给他的工资可以扣了。
我想说的是情况和我们想像的并不一样。做一个决策应该要考虑到很多事，就如我处在的文化和环境，是我们能力以外的事，我们无法改变的。我们尽我们的本分，希望能做到最好，其余的我们也身不由己，有心无力。
希望官员不要坐在冷气房做决定。出来走走吧！出来走也不是去那些有冷气的学校走啊，还有很多学校连水电，厕所都没有的。如果你做在冷气房里，你哪会知道？那些报告都是有多好写多好，有谁不是这样写的？我提议教育界各阶层每五年都要回到基层服务，做回老师打前阵。这样你们才知道真正情况是怎样，才能做出真正符合教育精神的决定。
如果官员做回老师让学生达标了，你说我还会有话说吗？来证明给我们看吧！
近期政府宣布一个大马计划的种种目标，其中一项是关于教育的听说读写算。这个称为LINUS的目标是要在2010年达到 90%识字率。达标的学校将获得奖励，而不达标的校长则要送去训练三年，在不达标，扣工钱调职离职。我想要说的是这些吹冷气的人吹坏头脑了。我们是教育线里的前阵，所以我们是最了解现状的人。这种策略会杀死很多无辜的人。
就拿我当比方，我在吉隆坡工作时，我算是个好老师，我的学生成绩整体上都有进步，而我在工作的表现还算不错。现在就因为“不幸”，被派到这么一间学校而被挂上“不达标的学校老师”，你说冤枉不冤枉？我斗胆挑战把全国最好的老师送来这里吧，看看他们下场是不是会一样挂上这样的封号？
我在吉隆坡工作时深深了解到教育是教师，家长和学生三方合作的成果。如果一方不合作，教育成功的机率就大大下降。我现在所在的情况就是家长认为教育是教师的工作，而他们的工作就是把孩子送来学校。这种情况，三方合作只剩下教师自己努力了，还哪来的成果？
现实的例子吧，一年级学生上了一个月的课，数学老师还在教1-10，国语老师还在教A-F。老师各种方法都用了，唱歌表演，展示，背诵，练习，结果只有教师自己吞了一大口的怨气。我有一个四年级学生我还在教他背英文字母。超过50%的土著生，字母都不会，更别说华文了，偏偏这间是华小，差不多全部科目的成绩都当掉了。
好，讲回这个政策。奖励达标的教务员的确很好，但是要扣工钱调职离职的就太过分了。怎么说？你把达标的校长派过来吧，过一年可以离职了。哈哈，刚加给他的工资可以扣了。
我想说的是情况和我们想像的并不一样。做一个决策应该要考虑到很多事，就如我处在的文化和环境，是我们能力以外的事，我们无法改变的。我们尽我们的本分，希望能做到最好，其余的我们也身不由己，有心无力。
希望官员不要坐在冷气房做决定。出来走走吧！出来走也不是去那些有冷气的学校走啊，还有很多学校连水电，厕所都没有的。如果你做在冷气房里，你哪会知道？那些报告都是有多好写多好，有谁不是这样写的？我提议教育界各阶层每五年都要回到基层服务，做回老师打前阵。这样你们才知道真正情况是怎样，才能做出真正符合教育精神的决定。
如果官员做回老师让学生达标了，你说我还会有话说吗？来证明给我们看吧！
这个算是complaint吗？
我的学校对学生的待遇很好。这一点我不得不承认，因为我没有到过一间学校会对学生这么好。让我解释解释一下有什么这样特别的。
教师们考虑到学生饮食的营养，所以宁可不要订购那些方便的食物，而动刀动铲的为学生准备香喷喷的饭菜。有些学校也是煮给学生吃，但是他们跟家长收钱请一位厨子，我们这里一分钱也没有收，有时还出钱加菜。校长呢，对学生斯文慈祥，就像一个祖母对自己的孙子一样。校长从来不鞭打学生，因为她鼓励爱的教育。她相信爱会让世界发光。这里的学生都是郊外学生，所以都有资格申请政府给孩子的援助金，每个学生RM300。过去的记录显示，没有一户家庭是不合格的，所以每个家长都有钱拿，而且是孩子越多就拿的越多。这里的老师都没有给学生很多很多的功课。每次教师都会给很多足够的时间让学生在课堂里把功课做完。你所这里的学生幸不幸福？
在局外人的眼里，这间学校很好，是一个优良的教育学府。如果你看了我以上的文章也这么想的话，你就大错特错了！
这里的学生成绩烂到有够烂，五年级还在教二年级程度的内容。家长把孩子送来不是因为教育的品质，而是想到每年都有一笔援助金好拿，孩子在学校吃得好，家里负担少了所以才送来的。教师想和家长讨论孩子的事？等都等不到。但是分援助金的时候，天还没亮就在外头等着了。年头开学要家长交书钱买作业簿，他们简单一句“没钱”剩下就是学校的问题了。援助金呢？早就买酒买烟消失了。有一两个家长有时因为睡迟或懒惰就没把孩子送来学校，一年累计了够踢他孩子出校了，但是错不在孩子啊~！老师给学生功课回去，没有半个人会做了来学校。这一点我领教过了。我用了最好的爱心引诱和螺旋藤鞭法，全部一败涂地，全军覆没。所以总结来说，学生越吃越烂。
其实学生成绩烂还不很要紧啦，人间常情嘛。但是好戏在后头，惨剧在结尾。今年因为成绩烂到没得再烂了，进了教育厅的“封神烂榜”。省教育厅长来到学校大开杀戒了。上课第一天，官员就进到课室观察了。什么鬼记录，什么鬼白纸黑字，什么鬼教具，什么鬼“算人头”，什么鬼学生进步研究计划书，什么鬼检查，什么鬼官员观察，要死，把地府的鬼都全请出来了！有时真的是哑巴吃黄连，想解释这里环境文化的情况，却给厅长一句“学生成绩不好就是老师的错”一大巴掌打了下来，大人冤枉啊！
在包青天还没巡到这里前，全校的工作人员就只能吞吞口水，继续煮饭菜。墙上成绩分析表，一天一天看着他们的肚子越来越圆，老师的头越来越大，他们的头脑越来越空，创造我校股市的新低。
教师们考虑到学生饮食的营养，所以宁可不要订购那些方便的食物，而动刀动铲的为学生准备香喷喷的饭菜。有些学校也是煮给学生吃，但是他们跟家长收钱请一位厨子，我们这里一分钱也没有收，有时还出钱加菜。校长呢，对学生斯文慈祥，就像一个祖母对自己的孙子一样。校长从来不鞭打学生，因为她鼓励爱的教育。她相信爱会让世界发光。这里的学生都是郊外学生，所以都有资格申请政府给孩子的援助金，每个学生RM300。过去的记录显示，没有一户家庭是不合格的，所以每个家长都有钱拿，而且是孩子越多就拿的越多。这里的老师都没有给学生很多很多的功课。每次教师都会给很多足够的时间让学生在课堂里把功课做完。你所这里的学生幸不幸福？
在局外人的眼里，这间学校很好，是一个优良的教育学府。如果你看了我以上的文章也这么想的话，你就大错特错了！
这里的学生成绩烂到有够烂，五年级还在教二年级程度的内容。家长把孩子送来不是因为教育的品质，而是想到每年都有一笔援助金好拿，孩子在学校吃得好，家里负担少了所以才送来的。教师想和家长讨论孩子的事？等都等不到。但是分援助金的时候，天还没亮就在外头等着了。年头开学要家长交书钱买作业簿，他们简单一句“没钱”剩下就是学校的问题了。援助金呢？早就买酒买烟消失了。有一两个家长有时因为睡迟或懒惰就没把孩子送来学校，一年累计了够踢他孩子出校了，但是错不在孩子啊~！老师给学生功课回去，没有半个人会做了来学校。这一点我领教过了。我用了最好的爱心引诱和螺旋藤鞭法，全部一败涂地，全军覆没。所以总结来说，学生越吃越烂。
其实学生成绩烂还不很要紧啦，人间常情嘛。但是好戏在后头，惨剧在结尾。今年因为成绩烂到没得再烂了，进了教育厅的“封神烂榜”。省教育厅长来到学校大开杀戒了。上课第一天，官员就进到课室观察了。什么鬼记录，什么鬼白纸黑字，什么鬼教具，什么鬼“算人头”，什么鬼学生进步研究计划书，什么鬼检查，什么鬼官员观察，要死，把地府的鬼都全请出来了！有时真的是哑巴吃黄连，想解释这里环境文化的情况，却给厅长一句“学生成绩不好就是老师的错”一大巴掌打了下来，大人冤枉啊！
在包青天还没巡到这里前，全校的工作人员就只能吞吞口水，继续煮饭菜。墙上成绩分析表，一天一天看着他们的肚子越来越圆，老师的头越来越大，他们的头脑越来越空，创造我校股市的新低。
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
kepochi~
Kepochi is a name given to those busy body people...
We discuss about the cases we came upon previously in the headquarter office and we all agreed that there are lots of "kepochi" people who only knows to be busy body but not helping at all.
A friend of mine share her side of story when she come upon am accident involving an old man who fell down after been hit by a car. There are lots of people around but no body is helping him until my friend arrived on the scene. After she start helping, people started to come around and tell her she should do this and do that. That's the kepochis who only talk and not walk the way they talk. That's why we call them kepochi as their main contribution to the scene is only kaypo-ing around instead of helping on the very first moment.
I also do come upon such incidents during an accident happening in Sibu. All the people involved gather and surround the casualties and not helping. When i started to help them, they come by and say whole lots of things that make you want to puke on their face. The worst part is that they suggest and insist me to treat the patient in a way that will harm the patient.
Another "kepochi" situation that constantly becoming more and more serious is there are more and more professional reporters on the scene when anything bad happened. Those professional looking so-called "reporters" holding their camera phone snapping photos from the best angle. I bet they might want to interview the victims if they have a microphone with them, as if each of them own a newspaper company and a tv station.
Kaypoh-ing doesn't make our community better, so when anyone saw an accident, please help them and stop making comments and stupid suggestions if you are unable to help. You might as well make a good use of your high tech camera phone to make a simple call to the ambulance. This will make a difference to the community and to stay away from "kepochi" group of busy body.
We discuss about the cases we came upon previously in the headquarter office and we all agreed that there are lots of "kepochi" people who only knows to be busy body but not helping at all.
A friend of mine share her side of story when she come upon am accident involving an old man who fell down after been hit by a car. There are lots of people around but no body is helping him until my friend arrived on the scene. After she start helping, people started to come around and tell her she should do this and do that. That's the kepochis who only talk and not walk the way they talk. That's why we call them kepochi as their main contribution to the scene is only kaypo-ing around instead of helping on the very first moment.
I also do come upon such incidents during an accident happening in Sibu. All the people involved gather and surround the casualties and not helping. When i started to help them, they come by and say whole lots of things that make you want to puke on their face. The worst part is that they suggest and insist me to treat the patient in a way that will harm the patient.
Another "kepochi" situation that constantly becoming more and more serious is there are more and more professional reporters on the scene when anything bad happened. Those professional looking so-called "reporters" holding their camera phone snapping photos from the best angle. I bet they might want to interview the victims if they have a microphone with them, as if each of them own a newspaper company and a tv station.
Kaypoh-ing doesn't make our community better, so when anyone saw an accident, please help them and stop making comments and stupid suggestions if you are unable to help. You might as well make a good use of your high tech camera phone to make a simple call to the ambulance. This will make a difference to the community and to stay away from "kepochi" group of busy body.
Friday, January 8, 2010
A Story In a Classroom
In Sekolah Kebangsaan Penyu, two students were quarreling at the school field during recess time. Lets read what happened.
Abu:
You should not call Mr Badrul "Cikgu". Only me and my friends can call him "cikgu". You can call him anything else except "cikgu".
Ah Meng:
He had been my father's teacher, my brother's teacher and now he is teaching me BM. My father and my brother had called him "cikgu" since that time and with what reason you don't allow me to call him "Cikgu"?
Abu:
Don't talk about your father's story. It is the right of us to use the word "cikgu". You can call him "guru", "teacher", "laoshi" or whatever it is. It is disrespect toward us if you call him "cikgu". We won't allow that to happen anyhow. If you want to make it happen, step over my dead body!"
Ah Meng left the field and went to the school counsellor. The school counsellor say, "you can use "cikgu". The difference is only the language. There is no problem with it." Abu are not satisfied with the decision made by the counsellor. He gathered all his friends and had protest in the classroom.
Headmaster:
I am powerless to go against the students protesting in their own classroom.
Students: (gossiping)
Why last time Muthu protesting and get detention but this time he is powerless?
Disciplinary teacher:
I didn't give permission to any students to protest in this school. Classroom is also part of this school!
Headmaster:
I'll leave this matter to disciplinary teacher.
__________________________________________________________________
That afternoon after school, all students went back. Unluckily something happened. Ah Meng's table had been vandalised and someone put a fire. Luckily the gardener saw the fire and put it off. No students were hurt.
Students: (gossiping)
Eh, Ah Meng's table get burned because of that issue. Be careful. Put all your notebooks and bags away in case anything worse might happen.
Disciplinary teacher:
I will cane anybody who spread rumours about the burning table. Now get back to class!
Students: (gossiping)
Why disiplinary teacher warn us instead of finding the culprit? We better get back to class before anything happens to us.
Abu & friends:
We condemn the person who set fire in school. But we still stand firm in our principle, Ah Meng cannot use "teacher" to address Mr Badrul.
________________________________________________________________
In Sekolah Kebangsaan Kura-kura.
John:
You heard anything about "Cikgu" issue in SK Penyu? Why such stupid problem becomes a crisis in that school?
Endau:
I don't know? We had been calling all the teachers "cikgu" and there is no problem about it.
Siti:
Hahaha. Lets just open our eyes and see what jokes we will get by the end of the day.
Three of them:
Hahahaha... haha... haha... ha....
_____________________________________________________________
Now, lets Mr Badrul speaks!
Mr Badrul:
Hei, nama saya Badrul! B-A-D-R-U-L! I dont care how you call me, it doesn't matter as long as all the students listen to my advice and follow the school rules. Why fight over such stupid and tiny matter when there are still other important things to solve in school? All of you forgotten about the theft of a refrigerator in school, the students who are dead after been called to the office, the lost of 220 dollars in the school compound project?
Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!
This story is shared with the purpose of entertainment. Whatever contain which had similarities are all coincidence. This story does not relate to anyone or whosoever either dead or alive. Thank you for the time reading.
Abu:
You should not call Mr Badrul "Cikgu". Only me and my friends can call him "cikgu". You can call him anything else except "cikgu".
Ah Meng:
He had been my father's teacher, my brother's teacher and now he is teaching me BM. My father and my brother had called him "cikgu" since that time and with what reason you don't allow me to call him "Cikgu"?
Abu:
Don't talk about your father's story. It is the right of us to use the word "cikgu". You can call him "guru", "teacher", "laoshi" or whatever it is. It is disrespect toward us if you call him "cikgu". We won't allow that to happen anyhow. If you want to make it happen, step over my dead body!"
Ah Meng left the field and went to the school counsellor. The school counsellor say, "you can use "cikgu". The difference is only the language. There is no problem with it." Abu are not satisfied with the decision made by the counsellor. He gathered all his friends and had protest in the classroom.
Headmaster:
I am powerless to go against the students protesting in their own classroom.
Students: (gossiping)
Why last time Muthu protesting and get detention but this time he is powerless?
Disciplinary teacher:
I didn't give permission to any students to protest in this school. Classroom is also part of this school!
Headmaster:
I'll leave this matter to disciplinary teacher.
__________________________________________________________________
That afternoon after school, all students went back. Unluckily something happened. Ah Meng's table had been vandalised and someone put a fire. Luckily the gardener saw the fire and put it off. No students were hurt.
Students: (gossiping)
Eh, Ah Meng's table get burned because of that issue. Be careful. Put all your notebooks and bags away in case anything worse might happen.
Disciplinary teacher:
I will cane anybody who spread rumours about the burning table. Now get back to class!
Students: (gossiping)
Why disiplinary teacher warn us instead of finding the culprit? We better get back to class before anything happens to us.
Abu & friends:
We condemn the person who set fire in school. But we still stand firm in our principle, Ah Meng cannot use "teacher" to address Mr Badrul.
________________________________________________________________
In Sekolah Kebangsaan Kura-kura.
John:
You heard anything about "Cikgu" issue in SK Penyu? Why such stupid problem becomes a crisis in that school?
Endau:
I don't know? We had been calling all the teachers "cikgu" and there is no problem about it.
Siti:
Hahaha. Lets just open our eyes and see what jokes we will get by the end of the day.
Three of them:
Hahahaha... haha... haha... ha....
_____________________________________________________________
Now, lets Mr Badrul speaks!
Mr Badrul:
Hei, nama saya Badrul! B-A-D-R-U-L! I dont care how you call me, it doesn't matter as long as all the students listen to my advice and follow the school rules. Why fight over such stupid and tiny matter when there are still other important things to solve in school? All of you forgotten about the theft of a refrigerator in school, the students who are dead after been called to the office, the lost of 220 dollars in the school compound project?
Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!
This story is shared with the purpose of entertainment. Whatever contain which had similarities are all coincidence. This story does not relate to anyone or whosoever either dead or alive. Thank you for the time reading.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Ending of Doreamon
http://doraemon-lastepisode1.blogspot.com/
The ending is really sad & touching. Doreamon had been a friend deep inside since i started to read. He is a cartoon character friend, so important that i can't accept the truth that it is ending. It is like losing one of the closest friend in life.
Monday, December 14, 2009
14 December 2009
1. Rapid Deployment Squad.
Just back from RDS Workshop. During this workshop i realized that I'm quite left behind in terms of skills because it had been so long since last i practice all the skills. It's time to polish up all my skills again.
Learn a proverb, told by Mr Loi "He who know not, and know not, is willing to learn. Teach him".
Had a good time in the course although my ear been pulled by Mr Loi.
2. Making Appointment to see Government Specialist Doctor
Medication cost for dad is a little unbearable so private doctor refer the case to government to follow up. Reach Sibu Hospital to do the appointment. I had no comment about the queue, the services and etc because it is all not user friendly, and is well known. Did the appointment and the working person say the appointment available is on 5 April next year. Well, what i can say is, "WTF". If it happens that the person who want to make appointment is having cancer or need kidney dialysis then when the date of appoinment arrived he might have already halfway rotten in the coffin.
No choice so go back and continue the medication from private. No wonder specialist clinics are still the first choice for those who afford it. Pity those poor people who can't afford their medication. Telling them the appointment date is like telling them when they are going to die.
Just back from RDS Workshop. During this workshop i realized that I'm quite left behind in terms of skills because it had been so long since last i practice all the skills. It's time to polish up all my skills again.
Learn a proverb, told by Mr Loi "He who know not, and know not, is willing to learn. Teach him".
Had a good time in the course although my ear been pulled by Mr Loi.
2. Making Appointment to see Government Specialist Doctor
Medication cost for dad is a little unbearable so private doctor refer the case to government to follow up. Reach Sibu Hospital to do the appointment. I had no comment about the queue, the services and etc because it is all not user friendly, and is well known. Did the appointment and the working person say the appointment available is on 5 April next year. Well, what i can say is, "WTF". If it happens that the person who want to make appointment is having cancer or need kidney dialysis then when the date of appoinment arrived he might have already halfway rotten in the coffin.
No choice so go back and continue the medication from private. No wonder specialist clinics are still the first choice for those who afford it. Pity those poor people who can't afford their medication. Telling them the appointment date is like telling them when they are going to die.
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