Some more complaints

Man, its 2 in the morning but i can't close my eyes. Lots of thing is circling my mind. Really got to find some ways to release all the stress.

Text below is for entertainment purpose only. Not related to those alive, dead, partially alive, earthlings or aliens in whatsoever means. Read only if you are above 18 years old of age and not having any child yet.

Is canning useful in school?
Yes, definitely!
Is canning allowed in school?
Not everyone.
Parents allow teachers to cane their child?
No! Don't you ever dare to touch their son and daughter.
Parents cane their children at home?
Hehe... mostly they do.

Quest: Why that teacher is not giving homeworks to the students?
Answ: Because he/she is still busy marking homeworks
Quest: Why that teacher gave so much homeworks to the student?
Answ: It's all for your own goooooood...

Teacher, what is tested? Where is the venue? When is the test? How hard is the test? Why my son have to take this test?
Oh man, its just a test...

Your son didn't pass up the exercise.
Oh sorry, he has BM tuition, Chinese tuition, English Proficiency Class, ballet, computer class, art class, robotic class and last but not least teakwando training...

How is Xuan Qi in class?
Err, i have 50 students in one class and i teach 4 classes. Which one is it?

Edwin, did you eat your lunch?
Yes teacher, i eat at the tuition centre just now.
Edwin, did you took your bath?
Yes teacher, i bath at the tuition centre just now.
Edwin, who send you back home later?
Tuition centre's van is coming to pick me up later.

Girl : Mummy, i don't want to go to school!
Mum : Why you don't want to go to school?
Girl : Miss Amy look fierce...
Mum : Did she cane you?
Girl : No...
Mum : Did she scold you?
Girl : No...
Mum : Do you afraid of her?
Girl : No...
Mum : Then you should go to school.
Girl : I don't want to go to school...
Mum : ...

Okay... got to sleep now...