Buying pig... listen, PIG not PORK

After buying coffin, I took a bath. Then dad say want to go find and buy pig. I'm saying pig not pork, alive-kicking piggie pig. I quickly had a change and hop onto the car. We drove around one hour to a small town. We sat at a coffee shop and ask around for people selling pigs. A coffee shop owner claims he had some for sale, RM10 per kilogram. Owner bring us to his shop backyard and go down a sloop towards a wooden cage. We went in and found two big black pigs and one white pig together with some kampung chicken inside. Dad choose the biggest-black pig and there it goes into the bag. Owner tied the bag and weighed the pig, 34kg. After paying the amount, we put the smelly pig into the back of Advanza. We "enjoy" the smell all the way back home. After we came back, we put the piggie into a cage. It is going to stay alive till Thursday. After Thursday, it is my tasty-delicious-pork on the table. Hehe...